student shyari: Aasma me kaali ghata chaai h, aaj fir principal se mar khai h, sab kehte hai sudhar ja , par kya kare aaj madam fir katerina ban k ai hai...
Der r 3 kinds of studnts in d world. Sum make wonders happen, Sum c wonders happen, And . . . . . Others wonder wat happened:. STUDNTS JINDABAD.
Smoking Efects Lungs Drinking Efects Liver Grls Efect Heart Bt D Most Dangerx One Is: STUDY, It Effects BRAIN. Sidha Coma Me Jaoge =P Avoid It ;->
STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main baat karta Hon Urdu Teacher Urdu Main Arabi Teacher Arabi Main Tu Aap Maths Main Q baat Nahi karte Math Teacher: Mujh Se 3, 5 Mat karo Saari 420c Nikal dunga Chalo Ab 9 , 2 , 11 Ho Jao Warna Aisa Maronga k 1 k 2, 2 k 4 Nazar Aaenge
A terror for the day When I was studying in schol my Teachers used 2 wear sun glasses.. Do u know why? Because, I was such a "BRIGHT STUDENT!
Histry sir was on leave So Science sir was askd 2 set d paper The vry 1st Q shocked students - Describe jhansi Rani wid a neat diagrm & label the parts !
Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
what is 1+4+3? i love u no imiss u no i like u no i kiss u no 1+4+3 means 1+4+3=8 maths par dhyan do yaar
I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class Because, I Always Stand Outside The Class:-) Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.
Master : Khali jaga pura karo.. 900 chuhay kha kar Billi___chali.. Stdnt: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali.. Master(Ghusse se) Kharay ho jao, mazak krte ho? Stdnt: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna 900 chuhay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti...!
Father: What about ur result? Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy. Father:What about u, Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai. Father:N whats your result.? Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy, Father:U idiot, i m asking about urs... ? ? ? ? ? ? Son:Tum kon sa khet ka muli ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I?m not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->
Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . . 1. Main Aam Admi nai hon. ( I m not a mango man) 2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai. ( Colda and Hota is Fruit ) 3. Mujhe bhi english aati hai. ( English comes to me also ) 4. Do aur Do brabar Chaar. ( Give and Give Equal to Four ) . . .
You will need a calculator for this: Take the number of the month you were born, multiply by 4, add 13, multiply by 25, subtract 200, add the day of the month on which you were born, multiply by 2, subtract 40, multiply by 50, add the last two digits of the year in which you were born, subtract 10,500. Notice anything funny about your answer?
Letter to University Dean. Salam Salay! Yeh bata k haramkhor paper k0un set karta ha? KAMEENO! Students ki jaan nikal jati ha. Opar say kutta, paper aisay check karta ha jaisay maa ki mout ka badla le raha ho!!! Aisa syllabus banaya ha jaisay tumhry yahan to sub toppers hi hain. Tera baap b is paper may pass ni hoga. Tu khud b is paper may 10 bar fail hoga. Kabi bahar to mil salay batayengy tujhy. Yours faithfully, Pagal hun jo apna naam likhun.
Exam me fail hone ki wajah kya hai? sidha jawab hai.... 1 sal me 365 din hote hai roj 8 ghante sone ke yani pure saal ke 122 din 365 - 61 = 243 din diwali aur smr vacation gino 61 din 243 - 61 = 182 din usme 52 sundays 182 - 52 = 130 din Festival ke 40 din college festival ke 15 din 130 - 55 = 75 din khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante ke hisab se 46 din 75 - 46 = 28 din roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke uske 15 din 28 - 15 =14 din ab to isme 10 din to bimar rehte hai 14 - 10 = 4 din exam ke time bhi T.V dekhne ke 3 din 4 - 3 = 1 din yaar 1 saal me 1 din hi to birthday aata hai ab birthday ke din kun padhega.
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